"OohOOH--look! There's a perfect spot!! Park there...
...right there in the middle of the road! I'll be right back..."
Someone actually parked their car like this.
Creative parking is definitely a way of life here, but even by Neapolitan standards, this carefree driver was sashaying into jackass teritory. The guy who double-parked in front of the handicap spot so he could run upstairs and slap his mamma even said so.
And that's bad.