An Unexpected Gift
Just look at what some thoughtful person left for me in my parked car! See that black bag in the back seat? Can you guess what's inside?
Money? Loose diamonds? Gift certificates for the day spa? Rare and collectable wine?
WRONGWRONGWRONG...it's full of trash. Nice, smelly trash with lots of onions.
I guess the dumpster was just too far away.
Grazie, stronzo :)