Italians Quoted #7
Ciao Tracie..come stai...everything ok in Texas? You really need to get some sun.
--every single tan-obsessed Italian (pretty much covers the entire population) since I've returned
It's still May, and I'm already being harassed. It must be very easy to to get that late-August tan so soon when all you have to do during the day is drink espresso and smoke cigarettes.
As for me and my mozzarella, we gotta go to work. A presto...