What You Can Tell from a Dustpan: Life Lessons from Naples
There is a certain someone that I know who has, on several occasions quoted another certain someone (I shall not name names) as saying, "You can tell how clean a person is by looking at their dustpan."
That would mean a really clean person has a clean dustpan, get it?
I tend to believe that you can tell whether or not a person suffers from OCD, Obsessive Cleaning Disorder and I can guarantee you that there is many a clean dustpan 'round here.
However, I, being the cavalier** American Tracie, would be suspicious of a person with clean "dirt collecting" utensils. I would think that this type of person NEVER cleans, or else there'd be a little bit of funk in there. For me, that just make sense.
BUT, you must understand that I am not to be trusted. No no, not at all. I am the girl who had to ask why one would iron underwear.
**Tracie is the cavalier American only when dealing with the following: (1) bare feet (2) wet head (3) well-hidden dust bunnies located underneath heavy objects
p.s.--I had lunch with my latest victim Nicky and her guy Carlo yesterday. She told me that she finds having a stalker to be quite flattering. Click here if you want to read about it...