Clients Quoted #2
Me: The restaurant is fabulous, it's really worth the taxi ride. The menu super-fresh fish and the chef is wonderful.
Client: Yea, we want like veal Parmesan or chicken Parmesan, do they have that?
Me: (Gasping on the inside) No! You'll have to go back to the states for that, there's no Olive Garden in Ischia.
--During a conversation where I was recommending one of the best restaurants on the island--an Italian island, not a strip mall island...I could bite my tongue with the gas-price guy (Clients Quoted #1), but this one touched my food nerve.