Stalker Reunited with Reluctant Victim
Look everybody, it's the famous Nicky from Positano! She came to see me with Carlo and Poppy (her daughter who narrowly escaped my compulsive need to tweak her precious little baby nose). Despite my attempt to scare her away in March, she bravely boarded the ferry from Positano to Ischia to see me. And we done had us some fuu-uun.
There she is, and doesn't she look happy? I'm sure she found it quite charming that my bikini line was 1 milimeter away from seeing the sunset. That's the Castello Aragonese behind us, the same one that was in the background of almost every shot in The Talented Mr. Ripley, and we all know how that one ended...
Here are Carlo and Poppy. I expertly suckered him into carrying the ice chest down 1,256,301 steps. It's probably better that you can't see Poppy's nose because you would buy a ticket to Italy just to be able to pinch it.
If you want to see some more pictures, go to her site. In the contract she promised me photo approval. We'll see if she's a woman of her word :)