It's been a while since anyone has landed on my blog by doing a Google search for anything other than Italian boobs
and Dominic the donkey
, but a couple of weeks ago someone found me by searching for this, word for word (and you can click on it):neck looks like old turkey neck
Does a turkey have to be old to have turkey neck? I bet their second search was "ugly wrinkled neck looks like rotten flabby old dead turkey carcass neck," because the first search just wasn't specific enough. Imagine someone, late at night, feverishly pecking these words at the keyboard. It sounds like a fetish to me. I wouldn't be surprised.
Anyway, I didn't didn't think I had quite reached that point, but thanks anyway Google. Just as soon as I find my walker, I'll be in the back playing with my wattle.